If you have been with me for a while, you will have seen that I really liked Glytch energy powder and their marketing, but their website went offline, and we have had almost radio silence since.
Unfortunately, it sounds like they are no longer! There was some alleged foul play with the owner that resulted in a lot of money being owed to content creators, which they will likely never see, which is really poor for a business!
There have been some whispers that they are looking to make a return, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say that trust is earned, and with those shenanigans… Who would willingly give their cash over to a company that has a history of taking the money and running? Not me, that’s for sure!
Anyway… The point of this page… I have left the reviews that I had done below for anyone that finds surplus stock, but if you are interested in powdered energy drinks, feel free to check out my ultimate guide here (I try all the brands and give my honest opinion) or if you are completely new to powdered energy, you can check out my beginners guide to get started!
| Taste: 9.5/10 | This formula was unlike anything else I have seen. It seems to instantly dissolve when it hits the water. It was hard to explain! There was no chalkiness or grit at all. Top marks! |
| Effectiveness: 8.5/10 | 225mg of caffeine per serving! |
| Price: 6/10 | £1.73 for a sample or £1.31 per serving when buying a tub – £27.54 for a tub of 30 servings. (Shipping is £11.81 to the UK) |
| Grittiness: 10/10 | This formula was unline anything else I have seen. It seems to instantly dissolve when it hits the water. It was hard to explain! There was no chalkiness or grit at all. Top marks! |
| Range of Flavours: 8/10 | There are a lot of cool flavours available in tubs and sample packs. Enough to keep you going! |
| Marketing: 10/10 | The logo is cool, a glitching fox that gives off a gamer feel, but where this company shines is their flavour names. Names like Karen Tears, Skill Issue and Smurf Juice to name a few |
| Name | Rating | Comment |
| Maui Punch | 9/10 | So, this was my first drink from Glytch. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but the Maui Punch looked like a tropical/mango-y flavour, so go with something I know I will like… Absolutely blown away with this! Tangy/Slightly sour tropical taste that reminds me of traditional tropical energy drinks. Excellent! |
| Nerdies | 10/10 | In comes the underdog with another unreal flavour! Nerdies is a mix between American Grape and Strawberry candy… I love American grape flavours at the best of times, but I wasn’t expecting this to be as great as it was! |
| Smurf Juice | 10/10 | Blue raspberry gummy flavour. If you love your bright blue colours and flavours (like me), then this is perfect! |
| Limit Test | 10/10 | For me, mixed berry energy powder can be a hit or a miss (look at Wraith’s RGBERRY!), so I wasn’t holding out too much hope for this one. Well… I was completely wrong. Another unreal flavour that is perfect! |
| Foxy Lemonade | 8/10 | Glytch’s pink lemonade flavour is really pleasant, and not overly bitter. The only reason it didn’t score as high as the others is personal preference. Lemonade isn’t my go-to when having an energy drink. |
| Karen Tears | 8/10 | I was really happy to see that Karen Tears was a grape flavour. If you have read most of these reviews, you can tell that I’m a MASSIVE fan of American grape! This only lost points because it is a little too sour for my taste! |
| Skill Issue | 8.5/10 | The flavour is described on the tub as ‘Bomber Popiscle’ (Spelled that way), and that is exactly what it tastes like, ice lolly flavour with hints of cherry, lime and blue raspberry! |
| Drink Me Potion | 8.5/10 | Branded as ‘Strawberry Snowcone,’ this flavour is a sweet, candied strawberry taste with an Alice in Wonderland theme! |
| Loopy Fruits | 1/10 | Every brand has one that I just can’t drink, and Loopy Fruits is the one. This one is completely down to my personal preferences, I just can’t stand the taste of fruit loops. What I will say though, if you like Fruit Loops, this flavour absolutely nails it. It tasted like I was drinking the froot loops milk from a cereal bowl! Was a cool sensation, too bad it wasn’t for me! |
| Greenades | 8/10 | This apple flavour wasn’t quite what I was expecting! I expected a sweet candy flavour that was similar to the other flavours that they have done, but this one was really smooth and refreshing! |
| MNK Mango | 4/10 | This is the flavour that I was really, really looking forward to. As you probably know, I was obsessed by the Mango Loco flavoured monster, so always try mango flavours to compare. This wasn’t sweet at all, it is quite weak and not an overly pleasant taste. Gutted! |
